Sunday’s Piece

“He who has a thing to sell,

And goes and whispers in a well,

Is not so apt to get the dollars,

As he who climbs a tree and hollers.”

(Advertising industry quote attributed to Henry Taunt, 1842-1922)

John Lentell

20th November, 1970

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Friday’s Piece

Old lady to vicar, who was leaving with the parish:

“I am so sorry you are going. I have enjoyed your sermons so much. We never knew what sin was until you came.”

John Lentell

18th November, 1970

 

 

Tuesday’s Piece

“As the French say, there are three sexes, men, women and clergymen.”

(Rev. Sydney Smith, 1771 – 1845)

John Lentell

15th November, 1970

replica by Henry Perronet Briggs, oil on canvas, 1840 (1833)
replica by Henry Perronet Briggs, oil on canvas, 1840 (1833)