“She wears a chiffon nightie

In the summer when it’s hot.

She wears her woolly panties

In the winter when it’s not.

But often in the springtime,

And sometimes in the fall,

She slips between the sheets

With nothing on at all.”

(Lyric from parody on “The Merry Widow Waltz”)

John Lentell

September 19th, 1968