A society matron was looking at a new picture she’d had taken.
“Why, it’s an outrage!” she stormed. “Now I ask you, does it look like me?”
The photographer was flustered for a moment but quickly regained his composure.
“Madam,” he said, bowing slightly, “the answer is in the negative.”

John Lentell
3 October 1971

(Photo: Pingu. Remember this quote is from the days of film cameras, before digital!)